Step 1: Take down kitchen cabinet doors. Step 2: Sand, prime, and paint cabinet bases. Step 3: Do other things for like, two weeks to allow your sanding muscles to successfully weaken. Hide cabinet doors in a corner of a very crowded garage, to aid in forgetting about them. Step 4: Plan New Year's Eve Party. Extend invitations. Step 5: One week before the party, remember/stop procrastinating the cabinet doors. Step 6: Take a gatorade break. Proper hydration is important. Step 7: Set out all doors on the back step and kneel above them. Step 8: Lean onto sander, make small circles and apply pressure. Step 9: Repeat to fade.